Yoga Girl

I finally ate breakfast at 10am. I wasn't even hungry. Eating an entire pizza the day before will do that to you.

This is not who I am! Okay, well, maybe it is. But this is not who I want to be! In my mind's eye, I am Yoga Girl. Svelte. Healthy. Strong. Flexible. Young. (Hey, a girl can dream...)

Speaking of which, when I dream of Russell Crowe, does that mean he dreams of me?

And for you men out there in the studio audience, I believe it was Kevin Nealon who said (and I paraphrase): If I could have dinner with anyone in history, I would have dinner with Brad Pitt, so I could ask him, “Dude! Do you still look at other women?”

I'll give you a minute to let that one sink in.